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03-27-2006, 12:33 AM
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
! ;Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATHE
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.http://vb.ozq8.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gifhttp://vb.ozq8.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
My Regards
S P I R I T
http://www.majalisna.com/gallery/28/28_51607_1124557573.jpg
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
! ;Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATHE
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.http://vb.ozq8.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gifhttp://vb.ozq8.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
My Regards
S P I R I T