Doctor Jokes

[Eman]

Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a
razor-blade."
"Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you
done anything yet ?"
"Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."
_____
"Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just
can't stop my hands
shaking!"
"Do you drink a lot?"
"Not really - I spill most of it!"
_____
"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the
violin after the operation?"
"Yes, of course..."
"Great! I never could before!"
_____
Man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife
is pregnant, and her
contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her
husband!"

[Dreamer]

loooooooooooooooool


very funny

actually u remined me by my terminology exam

they asked us which specialist never killed his patient and never treated them

the answer is dermatologist loooool

i laughed at the exam it was a very funny question

thank u my dear 4 this great topic

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THANX A LOT EMAN

FOR THIS GREAT TOPIC

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