Eman
06-01-2006, 08:35 PM
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In a divorce court a woman requested the judge:
"Your honor, I want to divorce my husband."
"But why ?" asked the judge.
She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me."
The judge asked, "How do you know ?"
She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles him."
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Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be
home
that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another
man's
arms. Why, Dad ? Tell me why!"
Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she
didn't
get the fax."
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A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first
married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my
slippers
and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years
it's
all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife
runs
around barking."
"Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still getting the same
service!"
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A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first
married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my
slippers
and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years
it's
all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife
runs
around barking."
"Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still getting the same
service!"
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A man was telling his friends, "When my wife is infuriated, she starts
shouting at me, my children and even at our dogs and nobody dares to
answer
her."
One of his friends asked."And when you are angry, what do you do?"
The man replied, "I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the
house
and none of them dares to answer back.
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"You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's your problem?"
He replied, "I'm going to be a father."
"But that's wonderful," I said.
"What's wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it yet.
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"You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's your problem?"
He replied, "I'm going to be a father."
"But that's wonderful," I said.
"What's wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it yet.
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A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came
home late, no matter how she tried to stop him. "Take my advice," said
the
neighbour, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three
o'clock in
the morning, and from my bed I called out: "Is that you, Jim?" And that
cured him.
"Cured him !" asked the woman, "but how?"
The neighbour said, "You see, his name is Bill."
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In a divorce court a woman requested the judge:
"Your honor, I want to divorce my husband."
"But why ?" asked the judge.
She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me."
The judge asked, "How do you know ?"
She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles him."
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Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be
home
that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another
man's
arms. Why, Dad ? Tell me why!"
Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she
didn't
get the fax."
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A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first
married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my
slippers
and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years
it's
all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife
runs
around barking."
"Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still getting the same
service!"
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A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first
married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my
slippers
and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years
it's
all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife
runs
around barking."
"Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still getting the same
service!"
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A man was telling his friends, "When my wife is infuriated, she starts
shouting at me, my children and even at our dogs and nobody dares to
answer
her."
One of his friends asked."And when you are angry, what do you do?"
The man replied, "I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the
house
and none of them dares to answer back.
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"You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's your problem?"
He replied, "I'm going to be a father."
"But that's wonderful," I said.
"What's wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it yet.
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"You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's your problem?"
He replied, "I'm going to be a father."
"But that's wonderful," I said.
"What's wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it yet.
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A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came
home late, no matter how she tried to stop him. "Take my advice," said
the
neighbour, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three
o'clock in
the morning, and from my bed I called out: "Is that you, Jim?" And that
cured him.
"Cured him !" asked the woman, "but how?"
The neighbour said, "You see, his name is Bill."
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